Many of us woke up this morning to the news that the Ghanaian Football Association has suspended Kevin 
Prince Boateng and Sulley Muntari from Ghana’s World Cup squad. According to early reports, Boateng launched an Anelka-esque verbal assault on coach Kwesi Appiah (“words like ‘fuck off’ were said”) and Muntari attacked an official from the Ghanaian FA.
I’m incredibly curious about Muntari’s “unprovoked physical attack”: Was it a Zidane headbutt? A Joey Barton right hook?
Did it, dare I ask, involve biting?
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